Fruitcake Recipe

My brother thinks that I am a fruitcake because I want to make fruitcakes and give them out!  Hahahaa. Well, I found a recipe for fruitcake, and I can see why I don't like it, oh my gosh, haha.

1 C water
1 C sugar
4 Large eggs
2 C dried fruti
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
I C brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp sugar; beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something, who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one tablespoon of sugar or something, whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350. don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed.

Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?

Larry (Push Rod) Jolley,  Burley, ID

I saw this and just giggled and laughed through this recipe.